If you want the most from highly qualified professional services, you have to pay for them. After taking a nice relaxing sauna and making sure that HER Heiko Oink Oink has forked over HER retainer at the nearest ATM, MADAME CHARLOTTE is ready to sit back and enjoy the inevitable. As the irresistible pressure builds in slave Oinko’s chastified lower drawers, he begs her for much needed relief – devil the cost. MADAME CHARLOTTE is willing to grant him his wish, but only under strict supervision. MADAME wants no shenanigans. To ensure his utter helplessness, SHE fastens him tight in THE PALACE’S SPECIAL CUMSTAINLESS STEEL FUCK CHAIR. Now SHE can gag and fill him to the brim with HER effervescent natural bubbly till the delicious juices dribble all over his fat piggy belly and work their healing magic on his sick, sick psyche. Then it’s time for HER BIG MECHANICAL THRUSTING DILDO to mercilessly and relentlessly fuck his big fat bottom – talk about mud flaps, this piggy’s got ‘em. Only then is he ready for MISTRESS to turn on the milking machine and let the dearly bought fun really begin.
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MADAME CHARLOTTE inspects the wares of a travelling Swiss merchant. Fresh off the plane, he waxes foolishly enthusiastic, “Everything is of the finest quality money can buy: 100% made in Switzerland, washed in the purest Swiss mountain spring water and manufactured to perfection with our special secret ingredients.” He discovers soon enough that MADAME is a tough negotiator, who will put his whips and fortitude to the most demanding of tests. SHE fastens him into HER latest Model “Berlin” neck kennel, all the better to enlighten him that THEY know quality in Berlin as well. Looking ultra-smart and ready to yodel in his Swiss birthday suit, he soon discovers his negotiating inadequacies as MADAME tickles out discount after discount in one of HER marathon negotiating sessions. It only takes a few gentle taps on the soles of his feet to persuade the hapless rep that today’s the day for his biggest discounts ever. The end soon justifies HER relentless means even though the quality of the goods is not nearly as high as the devious salesman promised. Naturally SHE forces him to eat his whips as well as his words. Perhaps the Swiss should just stick to cuckoo clocks.
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