Funny thing is, he didn’t even know how to play Magic The Gathering.
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Got back to me that one of the popular boys at school called me a loser. Said I could be beautiful “if I took my glasses off”, and “if I wasn’t so weird”.
How do you like my basement? Is this weird? How do you like when I tease you? Embarrassed to be rock hard in my “loser” hands? I know how to turn boys in to moaning mounds of mush. Welcome to my collection, cool guy.