SHORT TINDER DATE HUMILIATION feat Astrodomina
If you’re lucky enough to actually get a date with me, you had better not come up short!
Sydney’s excited today! She’s got a date with a guy she’s been chatting with on tinder for 6 months now. She’s gotten herself all dolled up and can hardly contain herself! He’s 6′ 2″ also! She really loves tall men! Suddenly he shows up at the door! She opens the door and checks out her date, but he’s not the tall guy she’s been hoping for.. he’s definitely not 6’2″!
She invites him in anyway, but demands to know why he lied on his tinder profile! He sheepishly says it was a typo, he’s actually 5’2″! She doesn’t really know what to say to him, this is the same guy she’s been talking with for a long time. She starts talking about how she’s into tall guys.. how it could never work with her towering over him, how it would just be weird.
She starts getting even more condescending, asking him even more personal questions and grilling him about his height, poking fun at how small his is! She can’t stop laughing at him and the humiliation shows on his face as he turns red. She might not want to date him, but it turns out she actually likes making fun of him. Now he just might end up becoming one of her little bitches!
