Just went for a long walk through the fields in my high heeled boots. Now I am making sure they are extra dirty and muddy before I enter the garden again, where I have my boot slave ready. He is purely in my life to clean my footwear and his disgusting tongue is only good enough to eat the mud, dirt and sand off my boots. Even that he cannot manage so I help him a bit and push my muddy heels in his face. He will soon be covered in the smelly black and sticky mud…just the way piggies love it, ha ha.
