Princess Amber and I were hanging out on the couch when I noticed how gross and dirty my Converse shoes were. Princess Amber’s shoes were dirty too but not nearly as disgusting as mine were.
We snapped our fingers and the closest pathetic slave kneeling in the corner got the honors of licking our filthy Converse clean with its big fat tongue.
Princess Amber was disgusted with the wet marks the foot freak left with its tongue so when it was all done licking our shoes clean, we let the loser know we were taking its credit card to go buy new sneakers. LOL!
Obviously it said yes… It would never be stupid enough to say no to us. Hahaha
